As a fan of The Fifth Element, this cheesy sci-fi porn set works for me. Actually, the style is pretty cool, it’s just the bad computer generated background that messes it up. But Aletta Ocean makes up for it, and as many of you have been demanding, this one ends in a cumshot.
Photos provided by Private.com
We’re laughing: It’s been years since we’ve seen that movie, and this set kind of duplicates the same amount of sci-fi and cheesiness. (And for the record, Milla Jovovich would make an excellent substitute for Aletta Ocean if she ever went down the hardcore route vs. the billion cheesy-in-a-bad-way Resident Evil films, but we won’t hold our breath.) And Katie would have liked Bruce Willis as the naked stud in his pre-bad-Die-Hard-IV-sequels days.
Like the red mixed into the hair, the joyful smile while doing it in the 8th shot, and naturally the reverse cowgirl steely-eyed stare in the 11th shot. The ending cumshot is not even close to the voluminous mid-air eruptions that we tend to enjoy, but will forgive that.
Hmmm, what other sci-fi films would make an excellent backdrop for a pornographic parallel? Blade Runner, where a dashing Harrison Ford needs to keep up with an overly acrobatic sex android? The Matrix, where we’ve never really seen a 360-camera angle of a beautiful couple fucking in bullet time done well? Run Lola Run, where the redheaded starlet repeats three nearly-identical-but-not-quite sex scenes to see the repercussions of how the differing ending cumshots affect reality?
Wow – Milla Jovovich hardcore would be stunning. Though I envision her licking pussy on film more so than taking cock. Actually, it would be great to see somebody squeeze that into a mainstream film a-la Natalie Portman from Black Swan to snap people into the realization that this stuff is lovely when respectfully filmed and treated. .. And that’s a tangent (been hearing a lot of anti-porn BS).
I was trying to find a good cumshot pic per user requests for more cumshot photos. It’s just really hard to find content that fits this site – I literally spend a large portion of my days off sifting through porn looking for something that works. Not that I mind – frankly I’d rather make a full-time living where I’m surrounded by sexuality and beauty.
I don’t think Blade Runner would work all that well, but The Matrix certainly would fit the bill for the bullet-time sex. Seriously, why hasn’t anybody done that yet?
On finding content – good news, I did find a fair amount of good content recently, I’ll be queuing that up. I also found an AMAZING way to use a vibrator – been contemplating a review. Just can’t think of a good way to do it without demonstrating the how with pics, but I’m afraid pix of my own dick will scare my readers away!
Milla Jovovich lapping up anyone would be stunning! (Although Katie would rather see her get at least lightly pounded.) We suspect a lot of us enjoyed that Natalie-fantasizing-about-Mila-going-down-on-her bit in Black Swan. There probably will always be attempts at some of the more artful films to do a little artistic erotica (and sometimes even the more mainstream ones: “Love and Other Drugs” was flawed but we did have a memorable night after watching Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway attempt to get more naughty in that type of flick.) They always seem to commercial fail, of course, think back to Kubrick’s last hoorah (although “Eyes Wide Shut” has seemed to be a great concept for many a porn plot.)
Noe, on the vibrator, we’re looking at each other, at one of Katie’s toys, and kind curious! Have found many creative ways to use it (although mostly to Katie’s benefit, if not for Paul’s viewing pleasure of just how high an octave her “Silver Bullet” can make her hit when applied correctly.) This does at least rule out our humorous theory that you might have been Anthony Weiner writing this blog. (lol!) You know, you were always wondering out loud of hiring your own photographer to actually add to great new erotica content out there (hey, you already have a connection with Victoria Rae Black!) See how much Mr. X’s going rate is to do the example, and you could still save your future congressional career.
Completely understood on both the cumshot and running-dry-on-high-quality-porn problem! (Having experienced it ourself in our attempts to do top-10 posting on your site some months back.) Part of the reason we had both enjoyed Private was they had in fact seemed to offer great cumshots (whether it was Paul’s mid-air style or Katie’s skin-art style) although honestly think we haven’t seen much of that from them in recent months. Hmmmm, that does get to thinking, here are a few examples of past Private ending cumshots that we enjoyed for one reason or another (that we don’t think we’ve posted yet on your blog, but apologies if we did!):
1. You know us and group sex shots (the more the better, after all why not use porn to explore what you and your loved one may not do as a couple, yada yada yada.) Katie hugely enjoys the male model’s, er, huge member and ripped pecs (could make another Anthony Weiner joke here but will refrain), Paul loves the facial over Kyra Black, Katie in a naughty mood will tease with talk of kissing the cum off of Simony Diamond, and both of us imagine nipple sucking either/both if we were to join in. More to the point, the shooting plus chin drip is not quite artful but a decent ending shot for a recent Private set.
http://cdn-w.private.com/private/galleries//Zuleidy-Simony-Diamond-Kyra-Black-02-Zuleidy-Top-Anal-Teen/images/15.jpg
2. This is one of those shots where we were thinking: hmmm, Gitta Blonde here might fit the criteria of who Pat finds attractive when he seems to sometimes post shots of the kind-of-innocent-looking blonde-types (e.g. your last post on licking lesbians), and, while once again porn rather than art, the point-of-view shooting is a nice contrast to what we don’t see a whole lot of these days.
http://www.pornstarslounge.com/galerias/gitta-blonde2-priv/images/15.jpg
3. But let’s get into one of Katie’s cum-on-skin shots: Julie Silver dripping cum onto Jennifer Stone’s breasts (in fact both of their breasts are sharing the load) is a sweet and sultry post-climactic scene.
http://www.private-hardcore.com/galleries/july2005/julie_silver_anal_groupsex/14.jpg
4. Despite our general preference for brunettes and redheads, when Katie gets into her once-in-a-blue-moon “gang bang” fantasy mode, we have used this series as foreplay to run through a Dora Venter-as-Marilyn Monroe (or Madonna channeling Marilyn) getting all of her boy toys off, ending with a multiple releases.
http://cdn-w.private.com/private/galleries//Dora-Venter-2-Private/images/15.jpg
5. You’ve already seen this set from a post we had done before, but had recalled we almost had posted these two as excellent threesome cumshots (if not for the kissing in other shots from this set that we found more unique): Paul liking the classic first, and Katie getting off on Virginie’s skin getting coated by the second.
http://images.fuskator.com/large/fF4i1c7k~43/showthread_tfpez_14.jpeg
http://images.fuskator.com/large/fF4i1c7k~43/showthread_tfpez_15.jpeg
6. And finally, it’s not a Private production, but Angel Dark is so ubiquitous in porn and such a stellar bod that we’ve always agreed in our threesome-fantasies she could stand in as our safe, sexy third partner in pretty much any situation. We remembered at some point noting “Oh, Pat will like this angle” when running into this one in some older Top 10 exercise; There’s something for everyone: the camera’s focusing on Angel’s pussy lips, the large eruption in mid-air is perfectly timed, and the load already on Angel’s body is a perfect milky white. We’re guessing this was more by chance than intention (the Pier999 folks seem to be mostly purely porn) but one of those “Hey, not bad” ending shots.
http://pierbabes.com/wp-content/gallery/2006-08-29-angel-dark-hardcore/angbg01-137.jpg
More importantly, Pat we’re looking forward to the new content you’ve been finding! (We promise not to overpost the top-10-lists but you know, couldn’t help ourselves after your illuminating detail replies!)
Well, a friend of mine (who wants me to post some cam shots of her pussy) convinced me to write the article since its something she and (she suspects) a lot of people might be curious about, so what the hell. Its published for now, I might change my mind later, but for now I’m modeling the Ina!
Thanks so much for posting some pics – I’ll take a look at them once I wrap up some coding.
Well I’ve got to disagree with you on your #2 with Gitta being porn rather than art. I think its a perfect example of where I really want to move this site. The subject matter is filthy and ultra explicit, but it’s very beautiful and extremely tasteful. Great find.
And holy shit you two. That Angel Dark photograph is just perfect. Look at that face, her breasts, that toned abdomen – and damn if that pussy isn’t perfect.
The focus is crystal clear and the detailing is exquisite, and the photographer doesn’t show the whole pussy – it’s hidden under the couch making it all the more irresistible. Yum!
I see what you did there! You saw my difficulty in finding tasteful cumshots and posted a whole bunch! Thanks – I just might use these in a full-on ode to cum art.
And don’t let me discourage you from posting pics, I really enjoy seeing what my users find.
“Holy Shit You Two” is EXACTLY the perfect response and positive praise that makes us giddy that we did take the courage to post a little Top 6 list there. Your framing of the pic (Angel Dark’s toned abdomen etc.) makes us enjoy it that much more. Ditto with Gitta–if the cumshot had landed closer to Gitta’s breasts it might have competed with that really fun Low Art Films cum shot you just posted! So happy you got a kick out of both. (Maybe we’ll file this under “Sometimes it just takes a village (or least a blog/reader partnership) to find a great cumshot.)
Right on!